Don’t forget to declare your securities to the SEC My securities:

The SEC doesn’t realise the majority of our “unregistered securities” are worthless Jpegs. Jokes on Gary when we all file for a fat tax refund.

Can I get a GM

You must be a new level of retardation if you watched Kamala Harris’ interview on CNN and still convinced she is a good candidate. What a mess!

Every time Kamala Harris speaks the market goes down.

If your day doesn’t improve when you see your partner you probably shouldn’t be with them.

Saw this on my walk. Who’s pulling up to drink beers and watch the sunset ?

The only kind of post-run dip I like. GM!!

Just watched a YouTuber who has the absolute worst takes but 10m views on each video with endless support in the comments and it’s just a really nice reminder that the majority of the world are retards and that’s who you are competing against, truly nothing is out of reach.

Gen wealth or nothing

Everyone I’ve spoken to recently said they would vote for Trump over Kamala. It’s a shame they live in Australia.

Wait are NFTs back?

Can I get a GM

Nephew arrived. He wasted all his time in the womb. No bitcoin, no house. Hasn’t even bothered to build credit!!! Going to teach him about derivatives and secure his future before it’s too late. Kids these days are so lazy wow.

My Uber took a bad route that added 30 mins to the trip but he’s like 83 years old so that should give me a good advantage when I start throwing hands.

Not bad for just 2 laser sessions!!

Monthly bonuses for playing on shuffle are insane

testing

People can talk sh about people on X but I love you guys the most

Yeah I’ve decided I want to be a billionaire