“can I be a bitch for a second?”

girl if there was only 1 second left before the world ended, I’d still let you. please proceed and don’t leave out any details

when someone asks me how i’m going to move everything to my new apartment

babe are u okay that wasn’t very femininomenon of you

oh that’s not -

looked hot and then accidentally matched with a bad bitch

THATS MOTHER

woody’s played hot to go and people cheered like the mavs just won we’re so back

my friends got me a cameo from Luann de Lesseps for my bday and i’ve never laughed harder in my life what a queen

buzz buzz

Happy birthday 🌛 you’ll always be famous

🎉 29

the kid in chucky when they asked him who killed everyone

'I'm with the media,' he says, as he's being arrested. 'I'm sorry ... They were pushing, so I tripped, and I almost fell --'

The officer escorting him says, 'I wasn't there to see it.'

Others around them start to shout, saying, 'He's press! What are y'all doing?'

That is one of our photographers

stockings by the chimney at christmas:

roxxxy mf andrews you will always be famous bitch

READ U WROTE U PLAYING IN THE BACK, THE ICONIC “YOU CAN’T READ THE DOLL”

…roxxxy andrews you have made history again already

you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me