Ya gotta love Al Roker! #Inauguration #inauguralparade #FistBump

Well that was one of the weirdest home runs I've ever seen! Portents for an interesting season? #OpeningDay #WorldChampions #ITFDB

"Madam Speaker, Madam Vice President! No president has ever said those words from this podium. No president ever said those words and it is about time." #PresidentialAddress #JointSession #TechnicallyNotSOTU

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This satire sounds similar to what Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib actually said today.

It looks like June 2nd gave #Israel a new President, a new Prime Minister, and a new government, the latter two with an hour to spare. Hoping for a new start to lead to a peaceful and prosperous future. m.jpost.com/israel-news/ne…

Now we hirsute head-coverers know the fascinating truth how the follicularly-challenged keep on kippot: ABC gum and double-sided tape! #kippah #PM jta.org/2021/06/16/isr…

For the second time ever #Hatikvah plays at the #Olympics as #Israel wins the #gold in #ArtisticGymnastics! 🇮🇱

I would tell a joke about Cain's brother but I am not Abel.

I was going to tell a joke about The Name of G-d but I can't say it!

I tried to tell good jokes about the Kings of the Northern Kingdom of Israel but they were all bad.

I’m trying to write a joke about Pharaoh’s heart but it’s too hard.

I should tell a joke about Pilegesh bGivah; it’s really a cut-up!

I have a really funny joke about Yehu and the Baal worshippers; it really slays ‘em in the aisles!

I can’t find any usable jokes told by Mephiboshet son of Prince Yehonatan; he wasn’t very good at stand-up and was pretty lame.

If I’ve done anything to offend you… I probably had a really good reason and it’s not too late for you to apologize. But seriously, I wish everyone who’s celebrating #YomKippur a meaningful fast and instant forgiveness. גמר חתימה טובה #YomKippur2021 #tshuvah #GmarChatimaTova

“Jews In Sports” just got a bit thicker. #Jews #WorldSeries