The correct take on Handshakegate is that all milestones are equally valid, no matter the bowlers they come against or how long it takes to get there, and I look forward to everyone remembering that when Joe Root catches Sachin

What if you refuse to hold an Inquiry into rape gangs for fear of upsetting your voters? Which side are you on then?

Grim

I stand with five guys Preston

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Been to Bletchley Park today. Amazing place. Incredible people.

Can't beat a bit of random ex-Prem player to Thailand

You've got the ability to pull it off or you haven't.

Endz

"Kanchanaburi Power...." "Who are they?" "Exactly"

Pure chaotic evil in the home office.

Do people actually want that? Stop random illegals cruising about with covered faces, at high speed on dodgy electric bikes, is alot more appealing, before reality that you might have to leave the house, to get your slop hits.

Sachin mode DRS about be turned on

Up there with that time, I saw a bloke claiming Greggs gave him 20 sausages in a baguette to get rid of them.

Single queue at the bar in an old blokes pub. Where the easily triggered at?

LESTAAAAAAAAAH trying to gate crash the 'undred.

Wouldn't happen at the Blast.....just saying

Man got there first

We are run by scum.