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I haven't replied to comments like this in a while, but I find myself with some time today. Patiently waiting for my contract to be up...#staytuned 🤡

If I could afford cosmetic surgery, I would be unrecognizable.

Really wishing I had a trust fund today.

Do I have a gym membership to LA Fitness? No. Do I leave my expired key card on my keychain so people think I workout? Yes.

My new workout routine is learning tiktok dances, recording myself doing them 50 plus times but then never posting them.

The way my dog looks at me waiting from the top of the stairs as I, out of breath, make my way towards her is all the motivation I need to do some cardio.

People who walk around stores with their phone on speaker...what are you thinking?

I had the Uber driver go to Taco Bell and the screen reflected a pretty large order. It was the car’s before us, not mine, but he looked back and said “that’s all you?” & like, I had a big order prepared but his comment lead me to shorten it. & now I’m on my couch, still hungry.

Whoever first said “I know you are but what am I?” on the grade school playground should’ve done better. How did this become so popular? You’re just setting yourself up for failure.

Wishing nail salons had massage chairs for when you’re getting a manicure too.

& again, to no ones surprise...my only valentine is the promotional message from Snapchat. 💕

At Applebee’s alone, eating French onion soup and they’re playing Hillary Duff. A perfect Sunday.

I just can't get on board with olives.

Just a bad bitch in snakes clothing...or however the saying goes.

I was supposed to go out tonight but instead I’m eating Oreos and milk while watching Will & Grace.

I recently made my Bitmoji a little thicker and none of my friends have said anything. I guess the shape is more accurate than I thought.

Do not play an April fools joke on me, my anxiety cannot handle it. Thank you.

The only thing holding me back from losing weight is not wanting to buy a whole new wardrobe. There is no other reason.

I started therapy today, can’t wait to see what all the hype is about.

Mountain Dew from Taco Bell is superior.