Happiest 4th birthday to my little love! Have the best day, Elyse! 💜

And so I did it…

Dear twitter/x fam, please consider donating to a multi award winning mustache. It will make you feel good inside while it makes me look good on the outside. m4kfundraiser.org/contribute_pay…

All I’m saying is that if we are given a penalty today, it’s gotta be Joe Gomez to take it. Klopps last goal, Joes first. Poetry. #YNWA

Last day of 3rd grade for sir Charles! 💙👨🏻😎

Shoutout to all you men fortunate enough to be dads. The best gift we can ever receive.

Gareth Southgate is the worst coach in history...right next to Berhalter...

Let the Chiefs being insufferable the rest of the year commence!!!

It wouldn’t be an NFL Sunday without a Mahomes bailout PI call…

Glad we could watch the Broncos v Jets and the negative yard totals halfway through the first quarter. Would hate to be forced to watch the undefeated Minnesota Vikings play a rival at Lambeau…

Northern Lights popping tonight!

Volleyball school…

Twitter is on 🔥 this morning!

Waking up to find out Ja’Marr Chase had his way with me in not one, but TWO of my fantasy matchups this week…

Husker athletics will forever be cursed. I swear to Christ.

Worst half of football and still a one possession game? I’ll take it. Let’s come out of halftime guns a blazin’! #skol

It’s funny cuz it’s true…

Omaha’s own! Lfg!!!

My anniversary with F3Omaha is today. Oh how I miss thee 💙👊🏼💪🏼