Thanks ⁦Tractor Supply⁩ - You are perfectly on point in describing me during the Coronic Plague Quarantine.

Friends never resolved the fundamental conflict of the show. What were they feeding smelly cat, and who's fault was it?

My vote in November is going to be so challenging to cast. Trump and Biden are just both so great. Choosing between them is like choosing between two sons.

Grapevine HS class of 2016 this sound familiar?

PLEASE tell me I did not LITERALLY throw $600 in the trash

I am making t-shirts with one of Brooklyn Castillo’s paintings printed on it. They’re soft Bella canvas shirts, $20 each and another $3 for shipping if you don’t live in abilene. Message me if you are interested! Order will be placed August 1st. Venmo/cash app me (@kammyjeaux)

Me: so there have been state troopers following me literally every time I’ve gotten on the highway for the past week.. are they patrolling the area more heavily now? Cop: no I think they’re just following you Me: no please don’t say that’s what I’m scared of Cop: *laughs* yeahhhh

When he sends you cute messages at night❤️

Can't to see all your caps tomorrow 😍

Hi my name is Utther and I’m convinced there’s a strange person plotting to kill me who hides around my apartment 24/7 and plays with my dog while I’m at work and watches me sleep at night🥴

Unpopular opinion: People should play September on the 22nd instead of the 21st so that this can happen Song: 🎶do you remember the 21st night of September🎶 People: yeah I remember it like it was yesterday

The day Richard Webber dies is the day shonda rhimes starts paying for my new therapist

Yeah the covid vaccine is cool or whatever but can we get a vaccine that makes the bugs leave me alone