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David Szmidt

@utterblether

Musician, writer, football-lover, tea-drinker and beer consumer. The other half of the @zbrojovkast podcast on all things Zbrojovka Brno.

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Fabulously shit auto-captioning on a live version of Sharp Dressed Man I just watched: Preacher, you shoot, I don't know how I am going to Still soon, no time, I don't need a reason why You're gonna run into these factors again 'Cos every girl's crazy 'bout her job, big man.

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Seeing as this was now eight years ago, I'll post something too. Flew over with the Sky Blues Brno flag and a triumphant appearance at Wembley to beat Oxford. The start of the real turnaround. #PUSB

Seeing as this was now eight years ago, I'll post something too. Flew over with the Sky Blues Brno flag and a triumphant appearance at Wembley to beat Oxford. The start of the real turnaround. #PUSB
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It looks even more appalling than it did in the last trailer. Cliche-ridden, humourless, AI-scripted (no human wrote these lines without feeling a sense of shame, surely?!) vanity project. #F1Movie

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Didn't think I'd be this gutted. "Ah well, 2-1 down, we'll give it a go to see who'll probably lose to Sheffield Utd. in the final." Mates in Brno today watching with me who have no reason to support Cov. Cried a bit on the walk home. Doesn't matter. See you next season. #PUSB

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Was slowly adding yoghurt to my home made curry sauce when Kryten defending Rimmer with the kiss-off line "Who? Only a yoghurt." popped into my head. Why a yoghurt? Why that delivery? Doesn't matter. Utter conviction. #RedDwarf

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Just watching the news. I’ve circulated the world non-stop for over 40 years and met people I like, admire, trust, respect, adore, and love. Others I dislike, mistrust, and don’t respect. Gender, nationality, ethnicity, religion, or sexuality, or for that matter education and

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ChatGPT absolutely nailing my request of "could you create a politically and historically accurate diagram of a European country showing its historical borders (during an Empirical period for what we now call that country) compared to how it looks today?"

ChatGPT absolutely nailing my request of "could you create a politically and historically accurate diagram of a European country showing its historical borders (during an Empirical period for what we now call that country) compared to how it looks today?"
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Not sure why Channel 4 decided to use crappy AI in #24hoursinpolicecustody. Legal reasons? If not, one of the best, most engaging and most empathetic TV shows, since its very start, looks suddenly ridiculous.

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Nothing says you are on the right side of an argument nearly as powerfully as being told you are wrong by Kelvin MacKenzie, Jeremy Kyle and Simon Jordan.