The only #SuperBowl result I care about

Very impressive, PlanetF1

Fabulously shit auto-captioning on a live version of Sharp Dressed Man I just watched: Preacher, you shoot, I don't know how I am going to Still soon, no time, I don't need a reason why You're gonna run into these factors again 'Cos every girl's crazy 'bout her job, big man.

"It's for the car that's only got four-fifths of a second to get ready! Close your eyes, Sauber..." #F175LIVE #F175

Me before texting my Sunderland-supporting mate #PUSB

the second redbull seat is the real world equivalent of being the defence against the dark arts professor in harry potter

1800s doctors diagnosis be like:

Seeing as this was now eight years ago, I'll post something too. Flew over with the Sky Blues Brno flag and a triumphant appearance at Wembley to beat Oxford. The start of the real turnaround. #PUSB

Pope just been instructed to launch Thunderbird 2

This is just a superb hit from D-Gran

It looks even more appalling than it did in the last trailer. Cliche-ridden, humourless, AI-scripted (no human wrote these lines without feeling a sense of shame, surely?!) vanity project. #F1Movie

Didn't think I'd be this gutted. "Ah well, 2-1 down, we'll give it a go to see who'll probably lose to Sheffield Utd. in the final." Mates in Brno today watching with me who have no reason to support Cov. Cried a bit on the walk home. Doesn't matter. See you next season. #PUSB

Might be some of my finest work, @SK_Lisen_Brno @artis_brno

Was slowly adding yoghurt to my home made curry sauce when Kryten defending Rimmer with the kiss-off line "Who? Only a yoghurt." popped into my head. Why a yoghurt? Why that delivery? Doesn't matter. Utter conviction. #RedDwarf

Just watching the news. I’ve circulated the world non-stop for over 40 years and met people I like, admire, trust, respect, adore, and love. Others I dislike, mistrust, and don’t respect. Gender, nationality, ethnicity, religion, or sexuality, or for that matter education and

Big moth in my bathroom. Popped it outside while singing BigMoth Strikes Again. I amuse myself at least.

ChatGPT absolutely nailing my request of "could you create a politically and historically accurate diagram of a European country showing its historical borders (during an Empirical period for what we now call that country) compared to how it looks today?"

Not sure why Channel 4 decided to use crappy AI in #24hoursinpolicecustody. Legal reasons? If not, one of the best, most engaging and most empathetic TV shows, since its very start, looks suddenly ridiculous.

Super Adam Hrdina's last-minute save for FC Zbrojovka Brno vs Ústí now commemorated on DPMB vehicles.

Nothing says you are on the right side of an argument nearly as powerfully as being told you are wrong by Kelvin MacKenzie, Jeremy Kyle and Simon Jordan.