Where’s all the hype gone from the Bournemouth game? I was told Ugarbage is the answer in midfield and that we were winning the league. We have the dumbest and most fickle fanbase in the sport.

Dorgpoo should have passed to Assmus here but I can’t blame him cos I wouldn’t have passed to a bum who only scored 4 goals in 32 league games last season either.

Lost over 200 followers in the last 12 hours. Follower count means nothing to me. I’d rather have 10 followers that thought similar to me than 16k who didn’t. Keep unfollowing 👋🏼

Inehoes could learn a thing or two from Chelsea. They force all unwanted players out of the club with zero fucks given how it looks. That level of ruthlessness is exactly what we need to rebuild our shit squad. But Manchester United is a family club 🥺

Watkins and Mateta are both better strikers than Sesko and both would be cheaper. I wouldn’t be prioritising a striker right now anyway with Onana and Ugarte starting for us. Zirkzee, Amad and Bruno could all do a job up there for this season.

Don’t ever tell me “United tax” ain’t real.

Kill me.

This club never learns. Our priority should not be a centre forward. We need a competent goalkeeper and defensive midfielder more. Blowing £80m on another Assmus is going to cost us big time next season.

Wasting £75m on Seskoffender when any of these guys would be a better signing 💔

Sexual Harassmus x Seskoffender linkup at OT is going to be scary for us next season 🥶🔥

We run the same broke gimmick every summer and everyone still falls for it looool.

So we’re giving Leipzig money for Sesko for them to sign Elliott from Liverpool who will sign Isak… #notosesko

“Resell value” is the biggest myth. We are MANCHESTER UNITED. We will NOT be selling anyone who is good enough unless they want to leave. We signed Assmus for £72m, he flopped and now we can’t get £30m back for him. “But he’s young…” and??? He’s shit mate. 🚮

Already replacing our £72m striker who only scored 4 league goals in his second season.

Cunha, Mbeumo and Sesko chose United. Delap and Pedro chose Chelsea. Trafford chose City. Ekitike chose Liverpool. Isak wants Liverpool. All bigger clubs than “Newcastle.” Competing with big clubs for players will only end in embarrassment for 1 trophy in 70 years FC.

If Leipzig accept our £74m bid, offer them an extra £10m to include Assmus in the deal 👍🏼

This is the equivalent of Atletico tweeting “Who’s that team we call Madrid?” We have 68 major trophies, you have 12.

“Press resistant under pressure.”