I’ve said it once and I’ll continue to say it but “I’m on Fire” is the sexiest song ever written and frankly so is every song and everything Bruce Springsteen does. The end.

The Pitt, especially my love Noah Wyle, gets all my Gennys (those are my personal Emmys)

I do not want to choose between Vampire Weekend and Lucy Dacus 😭😭😭

Decided I’m now in my necklace era.

I am living in the “I wish I could watch this Billy Joel doc with my mom and I can’t wait to watch this Billy Joel doc with my nephew one day” dimension - she played him for me and he asks me to play him every time we’re in the car together.

Once upon a time I slept through the hours of 3-5 am, but I cannot remember those times.

It’s always 3 am somewhere! (Here, it always 3 am here and I am always awake to see it)

Putting this just out there with your whole face and name is wild to me.

Was just reminded that I was so drunk Thursday night that I made 3 6’2 plus men stand back to back with each other and also me and insisted we were all the same height.

I am very subtle and deliver news softly.

Me at trivia tonight: I just want a light beer. I’m sorry I’m just ordering like a sitcom character “beer please!” But also whatever is fine. Server brings me a beer: well, you do look like you’d be on F•R•I•E•N•D•S (She told no lies tonight)

Home Goods, where you come for an outside table and leave with a velvet skeleton. Also the young man checking me out: “I just realized Home Goods is not somewhere i’d ever buy something from. My mom would. But i’d just go next door to tj maxx, you know?” (I clearly do not know)

A fun thing about me is I’ll go to sleep ~12 a.m., my 14 y/o dog will wake me up to get back up on the bed from drinking water at 1 a.m., and then I’ll sleep again from 1:30-3 am, at which point I’ll wake up for good. This is normal and healthy for every night right?

I am very into tennis now. Watching all these matches, and taking my first lesson on Monday. I just basically have a new personality.