polygamy is so lame cheat with your chest

as a man wdym u working in public accounting? hedge funds not hiring??

Saw Dune

not a fan of dilly dalliers were you born with no sense of urgency? have you no where to be?

i haven’t ate anything other than a nutri grain bar and popcorn over the last 24 hours and i’m on hour 13 of this road trip the people in this car are dealing with the impossible (me)

KING

GUYS EVERYONE WAKE UP TAYLOR JUST POSTED THIS?? OMG

casual fridays are crazy because why would I swap one uncomfortable pair of pants for an arguably more uncomfortable pair of pants

i want to see men in jorts this summer and im so serious

Ya boy always says KIM,,, Keep It Moving

I could lose about 15 pounds but who am I to say no to 2-5 beers when the vibes are right?

i’ve had a bachelors degree for one day and my life has changed in no way. don’t do it you guys!!!

nothing makes you realize how truly stupid most people are like boarding an airplane

i'm so happy my travvy made it to the big stage

and when taylor is starting at arrowhead in the fall????

dating someone your own age is such a game changer can’t believe you people have been gate keeping this information from me

this is what i’ve been searching for my whole life

they are sending joe biden to casa amor

I’d like to confess last month i had several conversations about Willie Mays but in reality I thought we were talking about Billy Mays the oxi clean guy not the baseball player. RIP to both legends

Turning off the Wicked soundtrack to put on the new Kendrick Lamar album I’m moving in ways some of y’all couldn’t even fathom