Just because somebody said they saw something happen doesn't mean that it actually happened. Next thing they'll say is they saw Carl Winslow shoot a kid.

Oh shit, this looks insane.

Truman Copote seemed like a prick.

The mob doesn't want apologies it wants blood, proven time and again where the offender expresses contrition and is mocked and shouted into oblivion. If you truly are repentent, by all means, repent. Bowing to the mob only makes it worse for the next head on the chopping block.

What kind of writer are you? Are you pantser? A plotter? Do you read a lot? Do you think audiobooks count as reading? Do you respond to bad reviews? Huh? You don't know?

Puzzle House (and Woom) in the Greensboro NC Barnes & Noble end cap for the Books of Horror Indie Author Brawl. Big thanks to Kelly Garmon for stocking them!

Dammit I said this three years ago (in January) when I heard about the copyright expiring and forgot about it. Someone did it in March of that same year but all they did was replace Gatsby with 'Shatsby.' The author name is genius, though, to be fair.

Had to do a small reorder to fill a couple of missed orders, so I've got 5 more signed copies of PUZZLE HOUSE and 4 copies of PEDO ISLAND BLOODBATH available on my site. Get em while they're hot! duncanralston.com/product-page/p…

Do you have Spotify Premium? If you do, the entire GHOSTLAND trilogy is available for your listening pleasure, as well as TRY NOT TO DIE: AT GHOSTLAND!

Hole > Taylor Swift

The Retirement Plan. What a bland, boring supposed action comedy film. One of the first questions that pops up on Google about it is 'Is The Retirement Plan written by AI?' Wouldn't surprise me at all.

Gross Out & Woom: the Splatterfest attendees are envious drewrowsome.blogspot.com/2022/04/gross-… #horror #literature #romance #Woom DUNCAN RALSTON @ShadowWorkPub

🩸 COVER REVEAL! 🩸

Thanks to our friends over at FearForAll for hosting today's reveal of Joshua Millican 🤩TELEPORTASM😱 arrives June 25th's TELEPORTASM!

This is the third book in our Killer VHS Series, and features a cover illustration by Marc Vuletich!

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I've heard the 'Renegade Cut' is better than the original Highlander II: The Quickening. That's like saying a papercut is better when you pour lemon juice on it. The movie is so unhinged I can only surmise an actual chimpanzee was in charge of the studio when it was greenlit.

One Audible and finishing up DUNCAN RALSTON #pedoislandbloodbath on #kindle

Man those new Nothing But Thieves tracks are 🤌

It's like people forget how great the Suicide Squad trailer was....

Actually, don't heed the warnings. You can handle it. You're not like those other readers. You're a grown adult and you won't let some stupid book tell you what to do.

(Watches as money rolls in.)

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Sent the first ten copies of PEDO ISLAND BLOODBATH out to those of you who ordered a signed copy. Was just testing a new easier way of shipping. Hoping to get the rest out by the end of the week. Thank you for your patience!