i’ll stop picking at my face when they invent something even HALF AS FUN!!!!!! but the science just isn’t there yet =[

You’re The Guy

y/n is it bad luck to open this indoors? x.com/dorrastore/sta…

you wanna call me a stick in the mud? fine idgaf sticks love the mud

The basic (colonial) double standard of the Israel Palestine "conflict" is that any Palestinian violence justifies any Israeli violence, but no Israeli violence ever justifies any Palestinian violence, and once you see it, you'll never stop seeing it.

what the hell

“save a horse ride a cowboy” implies that riding the horse kills it

Glee was kinda the Saltburn for virgins whose Lana Del Rey was Spring Awakening

pizza pizza but hubba hubba

i’m actually playing a character who likes for pasta to be this undercooked. i pretend like i think it’s al dente

what makes a person because dogs are people too everybody’s people too

Genuinely shocked at how relatively little noise — and by that I mean unequivocal public condemnation, protests, walkouts, fundraisers — we hear from fellow journalists about their colleagues systematically being bombed and executed. Are Palestinian journalists not journalists?

a genius is never bored? not in my experience

they must have sooo many roombas at the vatican

Capitalism has destroyed the family unit by (1) forcing parents into the workplace for 80-120 hrs/wk, (2) making basic human needs unaffordable, (3) forcing debt on all, and (4) equating human worth with $. Generations of children are left on their own to navigate this toxicity.

sucking the caramelized cheese off my pizza crusts, like meat off a rack of ribs

she stim on my neuro until i diverge

🚨 Los Angeles city attorney feeling pressure from outside sources to prosecute an activist!

just saw a woman at landmark, and she looked so much like kimiko glenn that i re-download instagram to see if kg recently went blond and got a perm

breaking generational curses by going to the dentist