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Patrick with Traffic

@useless_weirdo

Ex-radio jock/producer that now gets paid to edit and produce videos. Also, I make smart ass comments on this app instead of on airwaves. I also DJ a tiny bit

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Gotta be honest, there’s something very funny about seeing a T-shirt that reads, “Fuck Your Feelings”, from a Staind fan, a band notorious for singing songs about their feelings 20 years ago fronted by a huge MAGAt. #AftershockThings

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One of the absolute coolest things I have ever seen in my life was a middle-aged dude that looked like Tim Walz in the mosh pit for BODY COUNT as they played “Cop Killer” ICE T last night was a fucking blast!

One of the absolute coolest things I have ever seen in my life was a middle-aged dude that looked like Tim Walz in the mosh pit for <a href="/BodyCountBand/">BODY COUNT</a> as they played “Cop Killer”

<a href="/FINALLEVEL/">ICE T</a> last night was a fucking blast!
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In my daily 9 to 5 Zoom meeting and people ask for mic recommendations. Boss turns to me and ask for my set up, as my voice is, "always perfectly sharp and professional." The awkward explanation that I just use my laptop's mic & that you can't take the radio out of the DJ lol

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Just learned the hard way what happens when you post photos from Slayer's set when you have religious relatives: you get preached at during the next family gathering Good to know Slayer still pisses off the Satanic Panic crowd 40 years after the fact, I guess?

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This is easily the pettiest takeaway from this data, but I'm glad I have stats to back up my take that SF traffic is indeed worse than LA

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Seeing this at a wedding venue today made me audibly go, “are you fucking kidding me?” Safe bet says divorce in less than 5 years

Seeing this at a wedding venue today made me audibly go, “are you fucking kidding me?”

Safe bet says divorce in less than 5 years