Dear lord, people: "Phenomenon" is singular; "Phenomena" is plural. And that "Mahna Mahna" joke you're about to make is idiotic. Shut up.

I recently had a revelation: "Agenda" is plural. Now I have a hard time writing e-mails to corporate douches that sound right to both of us.

The previous tweet was posted to the wrong account. Sorry about that.

The APStylebook and John Gruber have both ditched "Web site" for "website". I guess it's time for me to do the same. http://is.gd/bwqBd

It occurs to me now that I've been using “web site” — with a lowercase ‘w’ — this whole time. That's the worst possible option.

Verses are parts of a song. “Versus” means “against”. “Apple versus Adobe”, not “Apple verses Adobe”.

I like split infinitives, but I don't like Star Trek’s. “To go boldly” is a better contrast to “where no one has [even] gone before”.

Note to self: Start using "millionnaire" instead of "millionaire". It doesn't hurt anyone and it's oh-so-slightly more intelligent.

I'm disappointed to learn that nouns functioning as adjectives are not, as I believed, considered a special kind of adjective.

“In your best interests” is clearly generally preferred to “In your best interest”, but I rather prefer the latter. Is either more correct?

The poem is called “Jabberwocky”, but the monster was just the “Jabberwock”.

You'll never go wrong by never using the word "proverbial". It's idiotic when misused and superfluous when used correctly.

I really wish my iPhone would stop changing all my “its”es to “it’s”es.

The proper spelling of the adjective you use when John Gruber demolishes your web site is “Fireballed”. No apostrophe is necessary.

Any English teacher who teaches against redundancy but also uses “Compare and contrast” in his essay prompts is a hypocrite.

If using the word “proverbial” should strike your fancy, please take my advice: Ignore your fancy at all cost.

“All-Star Team” makes sense, since it its members are all stars. “All-State”, “All-Region”, and the like do not make quite so much sense.

Interestingly enough, using the “[adverb] enough” construction makes you sound like an idiot. Stop doing that.

“With his neat, scraped back hair, Bosman, now 56, is enthusiastic….” That sentence could use a discretionary hyphen. http://is.gd/5ULme

I just saw a commercial brag that its product was “ALL all-natural”. I choose to believe that it was making fun of meaningless buzzwords.