It’s funny that despite his ten movie rule he’s still aged into having a late career persona which everyone agrees is lame and annoying.

Cmon

Men used to die in battle now they die bc their penar explode

Video games cater to the male fantasy of carrying hundreds of pounds of boxes in the most un-ergonomic way possible

Aliens abducted me but didn’t do anything except tattoo a penis on my left buttocks

Americans are obsessed with maintaining their stupid lawns

China is dabbing on us

Dude will smith just slapped Chris rock!

This is how old guys who sigh while peeing post up at public urinals

ANUSTART

Its nice that autocorrect will correct a word you typed correctly but won’t correct when you mistype “uou” in a text twice

Dentists offices are like “you can either come in in the next 5 minutes or November of 2037”

toys are fleeting bro. but the memories of playtime? they can last forever…

Me if I controlled the weather machine