Gaily revealing my foul plaything

The best guy in Marty Supreme is Gwyneth Paltrow’s gay agent(?) who delivers the dick sucking joke. Awesome dude

Tonight I saw Marty supreme again and a woman sat down next to me with a full sized pizza box, which she never once opened. She was scrolling on her phone the entire time and walked out with the pizza box after the credits rolled

Nggas say anything to get they girl back 😩😩😩😩😭😭😭😭 "I'm gon go get help, I talked to the lady" Ngga What lady?? 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

No idea about the specific context, but this kind of move is something that feels really slick and cinematic in your head, and then you realize 15 seconds afterwards that it’s incredibly rude and belittling, and you should’ve just said “yes”

Professor showed a graph showing countries by % of citizens who believe climate change is a threat, and Israel was the lowest on the list at ~35% lmao

Eddington is kind of like a Hayes code noir where a lonely detective tries to do right but ends up committing a sinister crime of passion, leading him to be hounded internally and externally by guilt and by the law, and ultimately facing punishment

Me: During sex I want you to call me Mr. President Bumble Date: No Me: You want me to kill myself don't you. You want me to go into the garage and start hitting myself. [SIMULATION TERMINATED] Digital Lifestyle Coach: Okay Serb what went wrong there? Me: I didn't love hard enough

Consumption and to some extent syphilis were, in their time, considered chic and linked to ideals of fragile beauty. If someone is indeed dying of a disease, lecturing them that it's not a "cute aesthetic" is really cruel. We should fetishize illness more, not less.

At the chess tournament thinking about how glad I am to not be one of these little kids crying because he’s not doing well while his parents force him to keep going

Wait so ice spice twerked on her son at his wedding? How does that work? Isn’t she like 23?

Rocking the illness mask in the bathroom with the leaky sink and the ominous, omnipresent thrumming sound

Last weekend I played in the liberty bell open, a 7 round classical tournament. Over the course of the 3 day weekend, I played almost 18 hours of chess. I scored 2.5/6, after missing the first game of the tournament

You post one photo of a magic card on Twitter and here come 15 young fathers with beards and glasses and 200 IQ points to share between the lot of them to tell you what they think of it

Mad Men 2099 B.E.R.T., the supercomputer that acts as CFO of future SCDP: “she was born on the one hundred and twenty first level of Skytopolis, the floating city. She died in a mansion on the earth’s surface. She’s a deep sea explorer”

Luckily I live in Philadelphia and I play-act as a guy with a job while working at not having a job. So I'm safe, and probably frankly honestly I'm whatever the opposite of pathetic is. Admirable, maybe

It's the following position: White wins in 584 moves. The winning move is unique. Interestingly, Stockfish 18 finds the correct move, but only gives +0.7

These are kinda the same reaction pic if you think about it