My thoughts and prayers are with all the Commonwealth countries that will now have Charles on their currency

having a crush is bourgeois indulgence

Getting horrendously drunk at karaoke and forcing everyone to listen to my belligerent rendition of I Dreamed a Dream

What a paragraph

Just heard the Siberian Railway came out, good for her xx

Why is revolution so sexy though

you can just be drunk at work nobody checks

The year is 2030. Unions are outlawed. Your boss has just asked you to donate one of your kidneys to them. They also ask if you can find someone to cover your shift during the surgery

My friend just told me my art looks like if communism was invented by french people.

Nobody self reports harder than Elon

Just bought a ticket for a Barbie themed bar event. They have no idea that the real life communist Barbie will be there

Glad Marx had a cool name instead of a stupid name

Besties capitalism is in its flop era

So she's a 10

Bimbo communists assemble

I'd rather be pronounced dead than ugly