went down to the hotel lobby to retrieve my dinner delivery in a yoga outfit + snuggly cardigan.

some men with #RSAC2024 lanyards exited the elevator as I re-entered; they turned back to look at me and one said (v loudly) to the other, “I was like, did you hire me a hooker?”

Introduction to Dagger ✨

Dagger

anaisurl.com/introduction-t…

One of my first talks in the cloud native space was with Bartłomiej Płotka at PrometheusMonitoring Con in 2021

youtu.be/Z8hfs_CN1EY?si…

I learnt so much during the prep -- would highly recommend 👇🏻🔥

Let's try something: Looking for extra motivation to speak on GopherCon UK , 16th Aug: gophercon.co.uk/call-for-papers

Are you in UK and would like to co-speak with me? or you know somebody? Happy to mentor a first time speaker! 🤗

My DM is open, let's chat!

(CFP open until 17th May)

I had a terrible day but Anaïs Urlichs got me flowers 😭❤️

We've got a new vacancy in the Datadog, Inc. security advocacy team. If you're in the US (The role is remote friendly) and like all things Appsec, come work with us! careers.datadoghq.com/detail/5730829…

This is my favorite thing on the Internet today: github.blog/2024-05-02-int…

3 weeks, 15 calls, two failed deliveries later, I am still trying to get my order from B&Q Help B&Q canceled -- and guess what their main distribution store in this area DOES NOT ANSWER THEIR PHONE. No one can reach them. This is the worst of the worst customer service.

I used crossplane before it was cool. Just found this infographic I made when I interviewed at Upbound in 2021 hihi

It's 3 years old but maybe it helps someone 🤣

anaisurl.com/crossplane-inf…

American Airlines unwilling to fix their booking system to accommodate passengers aged 100 or more is an example of “what % of people does this bug affect? Oh, below 0.05% so it’s low priority.”

But it’s a damn important sub-0.05%: people who need assistance but don’t get it:

Show me your homelab 👉🏻👈🏻
Bonus points for a blog!

Will upgrade this little one to something more interesting 😁

I just love Cloudflare Developers's blog

blog.cloudflare.com/major-data-cen…
and even better: blog.cloudflare.com/post-mortem-on…

I just found a letter from my 16 year old me hahaha🤣 this is brilliant!

Wanted to become a Project Manager -- Probably had no idea what it was
Wanted a Chihuahua -- what on earth!!! Good thing I found Arkady first
Told me not to focus too much on boys -- Good thinking

This is so cool!! Kelly Shortridge

'in-browser security decision tree tool Deciduous can be used to generate these attack trees as code.'

Andrew Martin ⚡☸️ Michael Hausenblas Hacking Kubernetes (p. 31). O'Reilly Media.

kellyshortridge.com/blog/posts/dec…

Thank you so much k8sug for having me give an intro to k8sgpt and using the Aqua Trivy integration 🪄
It was such a welcoming event 🤗