Just noticed my Sparks gig is not tomorrow as I thought. For once I'm very relieved to have the wrong date as I'm absolutely shattered, but why do I keep screwing my calendar up?

If anyone in British intelligence is still working for Britain I hope they are taking the opportunity to investigate high profile UK accounts which are now openly pro-Iran. How many have declared payments from Iran?

Aidan Combover bullying a rabbit rescue charity, @Carrotcottagerr. This needs to STOP. I can only imagine how stressful this is for the wonderful family who care for these rabbits.

BREAKING: Iran Has Captured an IDF 1983 Pontiac Acadian

IRAN HAS SHOT DOWN SATURN.

Iran has shot down a giant eggs Benedict

If Jew-hatred wasn’t so fashionable, people would be marveling at how well Israel is kicking jihadist ass.

It's a testament to how doggedly non-racist British people are that arrivals can literally rape and torture thousands of their children before they'll even consider saying "now steady on, chaps".

"I’d offer you a beer but I’ve only got six cans." Happy birthday to James Bolam, deliverer of one of my favourite lines of all time. #TheLikelyLads 🎂🍻

Updated for a modern audience.

One thing that really stood out today is how the regime in Iran has held us back in the stone ages. While Saudi female news presenters now look like normal human beings, Khamenei's mouthpieces look like ghosts in a horror film. Iran doesn't deserve this humiliation.

Stella Creasy wants to save babies in Gaza but kill them in Britain. Few politicians more gruesomely symbolise Britain's inexorable slide into moral decay, intellectual squalor & hypocritical inhumanity. MPs, please don't let her voice become yours today. Or even worse, ours.

The Rest Is Politics Were we to import irony from our neighbouring solar systems, we would still be left with an inadequate supply to accurately describe this interview.

They are going to cover-up the cover-up aren’t they.

When you've been taking meditation lessons from Kwai Chang Caine.

BBC News (World) BBC = Modern-Day Nazi Propaganda Every single BBC employee involved in the demonization campaign against Israel must be investigated by counter-terrorism authorities for potential ties to terror organizations and for disseminating terror propaganda online. If you’re reading

Broadcasting rabies. At what point does *even this* government realise it must be seen to take action? BBC Ayatollah is making Pravda look as pure as Clark Kent. By now we all know people who have fallen for the incessant lies and the demonisation of Israel.

The BBC in 2023. The BBC in 2024. The BBC in 2025. From crooked to absolutely unhinged.