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GUYS!!! MY TEAM DID A THING!!! LET'S BEAT THE SUNS! #FearTheDeer

The GOAT of the summer in hell... our friend Maritsa who lets us eat in her yard and play in her pool. I just hope this isn't a giant sous vide in a few days. #UrbanDeerProbablyTastesTerrible

WE DID IT DEER FAM!! WE WON!!! #FearTheDeer

No one asked me about this, I wonder if the committee would reconsider if they knew @MaritsaNBCMT exposed our landscape-eating tricks & diversions

We're just looking for a great land deal, Ryan Zinke Any pointers?

All your grass belong to us

Is this why I couldn’t taste those flowers I was eating a few weeks ago?

Will you please leave? Urban Deer has no time for your spotlighting and harassment.

4.5 out of 5 stars. Well carved, quite tasty, not totally frozen. The candles were an unpleasant surprise but easy to spit out.

THIS IS NOT AN ENDORSEMENT Mike Nugent

As Forrest Gump would say, "I'm not a very smart man..." Thanks to that dude for the assist, that was reallllllly awkward to be in that spot.

I swear I'm not a creep.

Okay, fine! I'll sell my urine to anyone who wants it. You can use it to cure Covid (will be packaged in Capri Sun like packaging for easy consumption) -and- use it for hunting. It's a two in one product. DM me for more details.

If you're cold, they're cold. Let them inside. Plays well with dogs.

Putting out one last call for help! I am dropping a check at MCPS office today for school meal balances. We are trying to cover Franklin (1,642.25) and Lowell ($1,326.10) balances. If you want to help, let me know! I am so grateful for all of the generosity everyone has shown!

Hey Elon Musk I'm a deer. I have hooves. I have difficulty tweeting and I have difficulty storing human money. How's a deer like me supposed to get verified if I'm a poor deer who has to steal plants from people to survive? #UrbanDeerNeedsHelp

Hey Nugent for Missoula as a constituent of Missoula, and sometimes your neighborhood, what do you plan to do about the urban deer population? There's not enough of us, and people try to run us over. I don't feel safe. Can you provide us safety in your future administration?

The 13th wave is starting.

Help me pick a name!

Today’s backyard entertainment! 🦌 UrbanDeer