Next week is still January? Yarabi 😭

Alafu unaeza mghost tu haina haja ufall into something unnecessary while your intentions were to smash only.

Comrade ni mtu anabuy mzinga na hana chakula kwa nyumba

You people have now shifted from TUTAM to TUTAMTOA.

Ugly nigga nimechill namachizi huku locals na wanadhani mimi ni mmoja wao mamae

Don’t risk your mental health for anyone.

Petite babes are the way ,the truth and the best fvcking mate.

Bwana nimechoka kama ghasia, sai Maureen aseme "tutaamsha" naweza mwekelea uppercut moja hatari sana.

ni kama mligrow up siku hizi sioni mkitupostia venye mnakula jaba ama mkivuta bangi.

At least mchange menu

Before niendelee nani nimewahi kosea hapa apaste nimwekee kamzinga anisamehe

Huku kenya sijawai skia mtu akisema anaenda kufile divorce, mabibi hutoroka tu

Naona kila msee ni zimeshika tu😂😂

Nimepeleka dem yako BND kuona watendawili na ashalewaa savanna mbili 🤣🤣🤣

Tangu mpate pesa ya nyota sijaskia mtu akisema "wantam" kuumbe ni njaa ilikua inâtusumbua

Goodnight mutuals

Huanga bad. Huwa unatokea umeskuma unapatana na mrembo unapiga breaks ufarm aura wheelbarrow inatingika mafi na ni majimaji (gishoro) inaenda mbele alafu inarudi nyuma inajaa kwa gumboots.

Sai ndo beshte yangu ananipigia kunishow watendawili wako uko BND na mi nimeshinda sina form ka bosco za juja. Some friends are frauds akii

How did you come to support your football team? My Dad bought me a Lampard jersey and I've never looked back.