happy birthday big man i hope you're doing well in hyperspace, bless up

Wigger rising

'ASUKA ERWACHE!!! ASUKAAAAAAAA'

'Shut up... Baka Hitler...'

'ASUKA GET UP!!! AGARTHA IS UNDER ATTACK'

'So eepy... mmmm... hooonk mimimimimimi'

Unless it directly affects me and/or the purchase price of cigarettes and red bull then it didn't happen

me after doubling down on 'nothing ever happens'

someone playing WoW has staged a right-wing mass protest. at least 50 or more dead bodies in orgrimmar, all of them with names like clintonvictim, pizzagatetru, blmterrorist, closetheborder, among many others.

“Drones. This is war. Our sources tell us that Iran already has nuclear armament.”

“You are not fooling anyone, Mr. Bond. There is no incentive for this to escalate to a full-scale war. I’ll put all my money on nothing happening.”

Visions lead me to making this - not the prophetic sort but more like the sleep deprived sort

Every civilization builds up a type of man that the Chinese called 'wicked youths' or 'cruel clerks', young layabouts with nothing much to do and endless scorn in their hearts. Such men staffed the armies of warlords, conquistadors, Texas Rangers, and now they accumulate again.

For any (female) ak-15 cosplayer. You have my permision to put me in a chokehold and knock me out. I will pay for dinner if youre willing to stay with me. If you will be in the next comifuro and want to get a free 50k out from my unconcious body, hit me up, literally