Im pro-sex worker but if you say shit like this without it being a shortcut for your degradation kink you should probably just shut the fuck up

I want every conservative to kill themselves expeditiously

Bring back forced lobotomies

Show some respect

No fucking way World War III was predicted back in 2008 by the Whitest Kids U Know

Zohran is like if Obama didn’t have to buffer in between every sentence

It’s true you guys, I had sex with Charlize Theron

please respect the cinema.

every single other person who is driving their car at the same time as me is a fucking animal who should be shot

Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, The Simpsons, South Park, King of the Hill, Archer, Bob's Burgers, Beavis and Butt-Head, The Boondocks, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Venture Bros., Smiling Friends, Rick and Morty, and Futurama.

Everything is computer Everybody transgender

This is just the Nick Mullen simulator 2025

prohibition took happy hour beer drinkers and had them buying moonshine from the mob. Like it literally made Al Capone a kingpin

What you have to do for a high when your religion bans coffee and weed

MrBeast’s next video should be “Curing 1,000 Kick streamers of their narcissistic sociopathy”

Just spit on your shit and learn to be self sufficient goddamn

Not even specific to dating, but zoomers+anyone with access to social media from a young age is so fuckin cooked

Headline had me thinking they brought back slavery to Bangor