This you ? idc.

Ending a friendship because they didn’t show up for you when you needed them the most is VALID.

Truist and wells going next day boo 🙂‍↔️

Nothing is more useless than an unloaded gun

Hunting Wives is so damn good ❤️

Cheers to the birth rate decline I’ll drink to that yay yay 🤣

Tracee Ellis Ross is not holding back at 52 years old. 📸

My dad is really my best friend I love him so much

“I’m highly skilled in many areas and a true jack of all trades, but I’m about to become the best Litigation Attorney the world has ever seen. Mark my words.” - MS 8/5/25

being a private person is oversharing dumb shit so people think you are an open book but then not telling them any of the important details of your life. 😊

Roti is ready to come out!

i remember when i was ur waitress at Utopia last year u tried to run off on your $70 tab. after having to chase u into the parking lot, u proceeded to disrespect me by calling “a lame ass b*tch” & yelled how u aren’t broke (yet you couldn’t pay ur tab. the girl he was with paid.)

Bar is low but vagina open is WILD 🤣

Mom: "When I was your age, I was already pregnant with you." Me: "I'm so sorry that happened to you."

when your man wont stop cheating on you so you convince yourself you enjoy sharing your man

The worst is that animals know and obey the divine order yet humans are blind and arrogant to it.

If i’m a millionaire I ain’t cooking and cleaning shit either.

Zadurius ain’t kno his place and he unemployed, ain’t nothing in the world would piss me off more than a nigga with no job telling me he like me better with no make up. And I like you be on INDEED!

Some nigga that live under the dryer sent me this tweet and said “you dumb bitch leaving your kids at home so you can get fucked” Sir. My “kids” are two Boston terriers. My dad was babysitting dogs you fuckin “oops” baby

Feeling sorry for a man is the beginning of your misfortune 👌🏾