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What most people don’t appreciate about Steve Jobs is he completely transformed how we all take dumps in the modern age People used to read on the toilet bruh wth was that

“i know you’re nervous bro just grab it”

you’re telling me a shrimp irridated this rice

i only take financial advice from 6 time nba champion scottie pippen

I’d let her represent me

Neither party gives a fuck about you. They never have and they never will. Its all by design

at least you didn't sacrifice the most formative years of your life and brain development to stay inside all day developing a gambling addiction and isolating yourself from all the people in your life who love and care about you

there cannot be a “we’re so back” without first a great “it’s so over” the greater the “it’s so over,” the greater the “we’re so back”

You dont hate your federal govt enough

Wendy’s got expensive

they literally did the meme

Sleep token daughter or Tool son?

If you haven't watched The Core. You really shouldn't. Nothing to see here