Happy Birthday, America! The European mind cannot comprehend this...

Images that go fucking hard

Bru. I'm tired. 😴😴😴

My name is Arry Ballen and I'm the slowest man alive.

Who knew shaving my face should make me look 10 years younger. I'm in my mid 20s and was told I looked 12. Not sure what to think.

Why the heck does this exist?!?!?

I just realized that if i were to convert my rent from USD to Japanese yen, it would be about 215,000 Yen. Is that normal.

I aspire to be like Billy Kid from ZZZ.

Chrysler 300 = Walmart Bentley

I killed them with kindness your honor.

In regards to streaming, my parents $10 Internet plan is going to be the death of me.

Will return to the stream in January. After the Holidays. Hopefully my Internet will be much better by then.

I just love milk juice.

The political religions. Liberals = woke socialism Conservatives = capitalism

The kind of people who love Peeps are the same kind who love Candy Corn.

Was going to stream this week but my Internet said NO!

I like dogs and all, but cats are lazy and don't like you... ... I love cats. Cats are better.

Be still...