Upgraded Sammy (@upgradedsam) 's Twitter Profile
Upgraded Sammy

@upgradedsam

Am on a journey, wanna follow me? follow back assured

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calendar_today31-10-2008 21:52:57

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Diokpa (@itisdiokpa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

When their manipulations backfire, they claim they were joking. They aren't joking. They're playing politics - they're *ALWAYS* playing politics. But they need you to remain ignorant because if the scales fall from your eyes and you begin playing too, they will lose

Diokpa (@itisdiokpa) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Schrodinger's Idiot: A woman is both serious and joking at the same time — until a man responds, then she chooses which stance benefits her most.

Schrodinger's Idiot:

A woman is both serious and joking at the same time — until a man responds, then she chooses which stance benefits her most.
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don't know how to say this whilst sounding "humble" but you should count yourself lucky to daily interact with how my mind works, regardless the version of me you engage on here. I'm not your typical everyday chad you meet. How I think is different, how I've lived is

Devon Eriksen (@devon_eriksen_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I didn't go to college until I was 30. This gave me a chance to see it with the perspective of an adult. One lecture in Industrial Psychology, in particular, I will never forget. The professor spoke about how an effective job description focused on concretely measurable

Babatee (@babatee_18) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I finished responding to over 150 DMs around 8pm yesterday, and I have over 250 (as at last count) yet to be responded to at the moment. I’m overwhelmed. Rather than respond to these DMs individually, I have updated the google drive to include the interview preparation prompts.

LordEmee1 (@lordemee1) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Our people! I want to renew my drivers license and I am seeing 1200 pounds annually for the 22/7. However, when I added 1/8/25 - I started seeing options of 700 pounds. Na so this thing take be before😇! What is best way to cover the few days so I can go for the 1/8?

Tomori Simisola (@simisolatomori) 's Twitter Profile Photo

My son emptied a cup of water on my MacBook. 💻 Novice me plugged it the next day, it got burnt completely had a brand new MacBook that same day. Fully insured. As per the TV . We are on the third TV as I speak. This one is fully insured with Domestic and care £7 every month

BARON EL'SAMA (@sama_on_point) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Hello folks, This is my nephew’s (Uthman Mustapha Olasubomi) result. Albert Einstein is a learner! 🙌 Scholarship plugs, kindly show my nephew some love! 🙏 Bola Ahmed Tinubu, can my boy get some spare $100,000 from you? 😎 Congratulations Mustapha for making the family proud! 👏

Hello folks,

This is my nephew’s (Uthman Mustapha Olasubomi) result. Albert Einstein is a learner! 🙌

Scholarship plugs, kindly show my nephew some love! 🙏

<a href="/officialABAT/">Bola Ahmed Tinubu</a>, can my boy get some spare $100,000 from you? 😎

Congratulations Mustapha for making the family proud! 👏
YOM🗣️ (@thaboyyom) 's Twitter Profile Photo

- Top 50 Best Afrobeats Song of All-Time (by Billboard staff) 50. Ijoya — Weird MC 49. Tonight — Nonso Amadi 48. Dem Mama — Timaya 47. Raise Da Roof — Jazzman Olofin & Adewale Ayuba 46. Soweto — Victony & Tempo 45. Yahooze — Olu Maintain 44. Oleku — Ice Prince & Brym 43. Buga

🎤 Adébólá the EMCEE (@dumbgenius_ng) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Wonder why it’s hard to find our Nigerian sweet red wines here. 4 cousins, Agor and the likes. Make Una recommend the sweet red wines that you’re having abeg….. I’ve only tried Cockburn.

Nandi 💜🤍 (@pallnandi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Men are simple to deal with. Give them sex, peace, respect, know when to STFU, a home-cooked meal, and they’ll move mountains for you. The problem isn’t their demands, it’s that women overcomplicate what should be the basics.

👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 (@unkleayo) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Come. Are you people mad? 😭😭😭 Someone sent me a DM now saying. "God no dey do Ojoro. E sure me say your prick go small" What is wrong with some of you? 🤦‍♂

Come. Are you people mad? 😭😭😭

Someone sent me a DM now saying. 

"God no dey do Ojoro. E sure me say your prick go small"

What is wrong with some of you? 🤦‍♂
The Figen (@thefigen_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

The teacher chose the shyest student in the class to draw a piece of paper, and if it was blank, the whole class would get a free lesson to play. But all the papers were blank, and she did this to help him socialize and alleviate his shyness.