Just another day at the beauty parlor. 🐕

Just bought some salt, and on the packet it says ‘This salt was created from a 60 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed - Best before March, 2026’.

The modern mistakes of nutrition: 1. Blaming salt for what sugar did. 2. Blaming red meat for what seed oils did. 3. Blaming butter for what trans fats did. 4. Blaming cholesterol for what inflammation did. 5. Blaming eggs for what toast did. 6. Blaming bacon for what cereal

Uhhh...this didn't age well.😬

why don’t mice make holes like these anymore?

A person who’s comfortable being alone is a DANGEROUS person…

There it is again. That flicker in your chest you pretend not to feel every time something hits too close. You read these like they’re just words but your nervous system flinches before your mind catches up. You scroll like it’s casual but your breathing always

Whoever did this needs a raise

My Friends Dog 😃 Then there’s my Dog 🤣🤣

I dreamt I was hiking through a public park in my underwear and there was a honey badger on the path. I started to scream but he said, "We're cool", and then we were watching Judge Judy together on my phone.

I also woke up with Frank Zappa's Plastic People playing in my head...

Viola Swamp Ophelia Did you know Zappa was appointed as a Special Ambassador of the West by Predident Havel in 1990 in Czech Republic after the Velvet Revolution? There was a band there called the Plastic People of the Universe...maybe they were influenced by Zappa.. youtu.be/B91gRhq7fyA

They sell you aliens so you forget the demons wear suits.

We're given new days as second chances, to change and do different and better than the day before.

Realized I have a "Whites" setting on my washer and decided to follow the rules for once when washing my husband's under shirts. I shrunk all of his under shirts. Rules are dumb.

Last night, I'm breading pork chops, family is outside on the porch. I see them go running by, I'm like wtf, so I drop the pork chop and run out. Chickens are full blown panic screaming. Husband and daughter are slightly ahead of me. I arrive at the crime scene behind them as we

Gus has adopted baby Biscuit.🥰

I realize I've already gone off on this rant and the post only got 2 views for some reason. Maybe this topic is shadow banned, and this one will be shadow banned for typing the term shadow banned bc according to Grok there's no such practice of banning here on X. But what is up

This is the best TGIF I've ever seen 🤣