Today I will mostly be caring for micro pigs. Yes, my pig experience day has arrived, and I couldn't be more excited to rub suncream into a pig #pigs

Just a piglet trying to eat my shoelaces 🤣 #pigs #piglets

Just me putting suncream on a pig 😊 #pigs

Pulled pork, cooked in the pressure cooker with a homemade apple barbecue sauce. Sorry to my piggy friends from yesterday 😬 #dinner

Atleast we know it wasn't performance enhancing

Time to embrace 52! Got some fab Spurs stuff. Framed Europa drawing of final whistle, fab mugs from No Score Draws ✍️ (Alex & Sian - BOOK OUT NOW!) & cool jammies. Plus smoked cheese, Tony's Chocolonely, perfume, ABBA Voyage tickets & weights. The way the FF wrapped the weights is everything 🤍 #birthday

Birthday outfit. 52 isn't too bad 😊 Off for some retail therapy & lunch. Thanks for all your birthday wishes 😘 #birthdaygirl

Chinese and a tequila sunrise. Happy birthday to me 👍

I'm currently eating the arse of Colin, the best bit. All you 'the face is the best bit' weirdos are wrong 👍 #Colin #colinthecaterpillar

Finally got round to starting season 3 of The Bear tonight. Perfect birthday TV. I also treated myself to a Somebody Feed Phil. I know how to party 🤣

18. A size Comparison between the Titanic and a Modern Cruise Ship

He crashed his bike.. 😂

Our kitchen is usually swarmed with bloody flies when we have the door open, but this little beauty has dramatically reduced them, none all day! Cut a lemon in half, stick cloves in it, prop it in a little dish or egg cup. I was sceptical but it bloody works 👍 #flies

Hunters Chicken Traybake. Heck chicken sausages wrapped in smoked bacon, cooked with baby potatoes, red onion, red pepper, garlic, BBQ Sauce & mature cheddar cheese #dinner

#boiling

I would like to remain on this nicely air conditioned train all day. Alas, I will be attending a daytime disco in a basement night club. Praying for air con! 🙏

Great menu at Albert Schloss. Filling up before our daytime disco. The air con is top notch 👍 #schnitzel

The food was so good! That burger! Chilli Honey Buttermilk burger with gouda. Delicious chicken schnitzel too #albertschloss

Stamped. Ready to disco. 2-4-1 cocktails 👍