Just got done watching the X-Men movies in chronological order. If I gained a mutant power for every plot hole in that franchise, I’d be the most unstoppable force on the planet— and probably have a better backstory, too.

End of the year sale, go and get yourself something nice and save yourself some cold hard cash at the same time.

Weird ass shit is going on with mine and my husband’s phones. We were watching Squid Games and our phones rang. It’s his number calling me and my number calling him. It happened 3 times and the last time a voicemail is left, an AI woman and an AI male are talking nonsense. Creepy

My Goose is already side-eying 2025, I think it’s going to be one doozy of a year.

Question, did you grow up eating dessert after every dinner and do you continue to have dessert as an adult?

Y’all I went to Target today and they already have bathing suits out. People haven’t even had a chance to lose the winter weight they haven’t gained yet. It’s bitter cold and snow is everywhere. I’m not sure a ‘Just think warm thoughts’ message is going to work for me. ☀️👙🌴

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Birthday Selfie! 49 years around the sun today. Woke up with a cold, but my curls are still popping. And yes, my Christmas tree is still up. I keep it up till my birthday because it brings me joy.

This is a banger and so so relatable.

In 1994, Ukraine gave up the world’s 3rd largest nuclear arsenal based on U.S. & UK security assurances (Budapest Memorandum). In 2014 & 2022, Russia violated that deal. As Americans, we should stand by our word—Ukraine trusted us. Our support isn’t charity; it’s integrity. 🇺🇦

Trump says shame on you leftist lunatics for illegally boycotting Tesla. Sir, the American people can’t afford eggs: I am pretty sure a Tesla is off the table.

Hey Elon, if the President’s White House lawn ad didn’t invigorate his base to buy a Tesla, have you considered putting his face on the hoods or renaming it ‘Trumpla’? They’ll buy anything with his name or face on it.

Tucson area kitty needs a furever home. Food, litter and medical paid for life.

Um the president said the price of groceries is way down and eggs have come down 93-94%. Anyone living where that is happening? Where I live, eggs are more expensive than ever and I spent 87 bucks on 9 grocery items.

Maverick’s resting bish face says I will cut you but I swear he is all purrs and snuggles even during his daily brushing. Yes he gets brushed daily, you can’t tell because he rolls around with two German shepherds usually right after he gets brushed.

86 means to get rid of, throw out or leave off. Tell me you have never worked in the service industry without telling me. I didn’t see this level of outrage when 8646 was all the rage. Also, who the heck is worshipping a James Comey? Nobody, that’s who.

Ugh, I went over my self-imposed 5 minutes of Twitter/X time because I got sucked into some real hateful-ass shit, and now my morning is less awesome. Always remember why you set limits and stick to them. You’ll thank yourself later.

Spent time between softball games cleaning out my subscription list on YT, I feel so much lighter. There were people I had forgotten I was still subbed to. I don’t think my sub list has been this short in years and have had my YT account since 2006.

Set your alarms and check out Funnygirl tomorrow at 6:45pm.

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