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olivia (deprecated)

@unplaceableface

explanations come to an end somewhere

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oh that puppy was "so cute"? what. do you. want to have sex with him?? like. because hes "so cute". and little? and because. thats sexual to you? because you want to have sex with him. he is not even grown yet. but that will not stop you... will it????? guy at the dog park: yeah

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as the summer sun declines, i make my way to a secluded clearing and place a go board on the ground. at dusk, the god of this forest approaches. i feel the sensation of an october breeze against my nape. she sits. by moonlight, we play the game of giving and asking for seasons

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when it comes to phones and kids i think it might be a beer type situation where giving them one is probably a universally bad idea but three or more can start to take the edge off

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one of the biggest tragedies of nature is that animals are forbidden from wearing clothes, and thus rarely, if ever, get to experience an over-the-pants handjob

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guy next to me in a cafe: i dont see why biden had to drop his friend: he got senile man. it'd be like having a baby for president me: baby for president guy 1: sure hes old— me: a baby for president… guy 2: miss? me, looking outside at a passing stroller: a baby for president…

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addressing an enormous feral child who, in a frenzied fit of rage, just killed and ate his adoptive parents: hey hey calm down. calm down. listen to me alright. look. inside of you, there are two wolves