University is great because you're effectively an unemployed alcoholic but your parents are really proud of you

my bitch bad and she boujee

The worst I could to any hater is get their licence plate then ask my old friends for an "order". I tweet what I like knowing I'm protected

Moral of the story about about​ religion is: Worship your stone all you want but don't throw it at others

This is my uncle Bra Stan. I don't do mini chat just like him. I know that he's had my back all this time.

I walked into Loftus prepared to take a selfie next to their bull statue Sensational

@SMHNAV You caught me in action this time bro.

I did it for the FAM. Peace and Loyalty is where we stand... R

Call 112 and tell the police that I'm smoking pot!

Best. Sign. Ever. #WomensMarch #womensmarchnyc #sobadevenintrovertsarehere

The most powerful sign of the #WomensMarch.

Me Yo Ticket to the High Life... DM's are now allowed! #XOXU

This is how the AU betrayed the people of Gambia. It's recommended to sit down whilst reading this document.

This is my office Thabo Mvuyelwa Mbeki

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I miss someone today.