“Tell Jabba I’ve got his money”

Quite the contrast…

Why does Russell Brand always look like a donkey trying to eat a carrot through a fence?

I can’t see Mark Zuckerberg’s new look without thinking…

Keir Starmer looking disappointed that I can’t climb a rope in PE

No more “I bet they’re Muslims” No more “I bet the gammons think it’s Muslims” No more “this proves such and such isn’t up the job” No more “two tier policing” Stop. Stop getting milage out of kids’ deaths. It’s f*cking kids. Somewhere in Southport, their parents’ lives have

I think ‘another brick in the balls’ fuckwit is facing competition from ‘police dog bit me in the arse’ moron

But I partied like it was £19.99

I knew JD Vance reminded me of something…

He looks like a kid who’s ’Make-A-Wish’ was to appear on a racist news show

A Chinese spy with close ties to Prince Andrew has been banned from the UK. “I am obviously very embarrassed by my connection to such a disreputable character” said the Chinese spy.

30 years of the same old bullshit! #IsraelIranConflict

I’m never getting in to it the US again. Fuck it.

It hasn’t been his day, his month or even his year!

“Mr Japan”