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imagine being so racist you dont want a day off work in the summer

Are we still on for today??

that's my emotional support screenshot of something i'm definitely going to forget but i'm convinced i need to remember

we need a slur for people who use chatgpt

this is what I listen to while I lift weights btw

getting kicked out of the world chess championships because i refuse to stop calling the knights “horseys”

they chose someone else for Accenture, what if I killed myself

okay this is my favorite tiktok of all time now

noooo don’t unfollow me i’m so funny sometimes and have good opinions

having an energy drink and vodka sprite before 28 years later wish me luck

I love going to 7 eleven because it’s the only time I feel like I’m in the real world

I just chatted with a nice woman who’s been here since the 80s and she was livid about this

I have two containers of nerds in my pockets and they jangle and rustle with every step and everyone can hear it

Decided to simply not waste time thinking about personal finances and am opting to spend as much money as possible

the nerds spilled into my pocket during to movie so I was scooping them out with my hands and possibly eating lint in the dark of the theater

28 years later is one of the strangest and most compelling big budget studio movies I’ve seen in years and I sorta loved it. Need to see the first movie now

also im fairly sure the guy sitting next to us in the theater shit his pants. i wish i were him