Please do not follow Us.. They are not part of Us..

.Us. You are not Us..

Actually, Soton Tab, the real problem with the rebrand is the lack of attention our shiny new accounts are getting 😢 thetab.com/uk/soton/2016/…

@MattCaponeEsq Danny Now Tinder, there's a thought. Maybe if we used @SUSUPresicat for our profile? With majesty's permission, of course

@MattCaponeEsq @SUSUPresicat Danny Tinder Perhaps you should consider re-branding yourself...we know a guy...

Thank you for all of your comments at last night's feedback meeting. We promise to pay just as much attention to your opinion as last time..

@YourSUSU SUSU Thank you for clearing this up

@YourSUSU Good work on remembering the full stop. Plus, look on the bright side, you have coffee!

To clarify, we the dropped SUSU precisely because it was well liked, and associated with democracy and openness. x.com/WessexScene/st…

We're pleased to announce that following an extensive consultation, The Cafe will now be known simply as Food.!

@YourSUSU REVEALED: The real reason for the new logo - didn't want to be confused with the Royal Mint

@YourSUSU @midraiesis plus it translates as a naughty word in Martian...

@YourSUSU @HarryKersh SUSU let's just appreciate the genius of #justiceforsusu hashtag. Briefly. Not that we officially approve...

Great news everyone! Our PR consultant did it. Apparently there was some sort of calendar mix-up. PETITION AWAY! x.com/mike_allwright…

@YourSUSU Shouldn't that be "Us." You of all people, my, my.

And just a reminder that THIS is the official parody account for Union Southampton... x.com/Union_Soton/st…

We've just heard there's now a second petition to shut us down. I was literally just given this job. Well, if it's what the students want...

Seems we've lost @YourSUSU. We feel as if we ought to write a eulogy. Suggestions welcome! #justiceforsusu

Incidentally, if you have any problems or queries about any aspect of uni life don't hesitate to call someone else. Or Us., if you must

We're a bit confused about this referendum. Surely it's up to the students at the the University of Europe to decide their Union's future?