It was actually my sister, Sylvia, thank you.

they should invent a cigarette that doesn’t kill you, doesn’t make you get wrinkles, doesn’t smell bad, and still looks cool and makes you look hot as shit

i just need to sleep with a guy naked

when I gossip in Spanish I use the same wording and tone of voice as my mom but it’s unintentional, such an odd little quirk of mine

I have a violence in me that is as hot as death blood

me and the girls rn

Imagine being Peter Parker, meeting his multiverse variants and realizing he’s constantly broke in almost if not every fucking universe 😭😭😭😭

why have I been getting calls from Asia and Africa lately 🤨🤨🤨