Start your day off right with a picture of current North Carolina Head Coach Mack Brown as App State’s Head Coach in 1983.

Lego Mack Brown

"no beer was for sale. Nobody complained, because everybody brought their own." Yep, that's my hometown.

A dude was walking a dog and vaping huge clouds in the grocery store. If there ever was a time for violence it was now.

If you are someone who litters you're a big ol piece of shit. Pick your garbage up and put it in a receptacle. You're not special and you're making it everyone else's problem. You're human garbage, actually.

Make it with Busch Ice and you've sold yourself one pie. Probably just one though.

Thought I found a cool ground score. Like finding oregano in a cellophane baggie...

Whole Lee Shit

If I use my late conservative grandfather's electric razor while being a liberal does that make my razor woke or not? Seems exhausting to keep up with this bullshit. But I guess fools/money and all that.

"even the damn dishwasher detergent is woke now," i yell at the nicotine-stained windows XP computer in my hoarded-out dining room, my only friend for the past 17 years

Go speed racer

11 days after Tucker Carlson told Fox viewers that Putin is winning the war in Ukraine, Russian troops retreat from Kharkiv Oblast, giving up key cities in the face of the Ukrainian counter-offensive.

When's the last time you paid $1 for a beer at a bar? Havent seen one in a while but this place, they have it laminated.

I've been at mom's for 17 hours and awake for 11 of them. She's tried to feed me 4 meals so far. Three attempts were a success. Pray for my waistline.

Installation of our new water heater in the camper has been completed. Going from a 6 gallon tank to an on demand heater... World changing.

Not so gentle notice:. If you're cruising in the pre-dawn with your high beams on and I pass you in my state parks truck you're getting the full blast of my spotlight that's brighter than 1000 suns. Enjoy, assholes.

I can hear a screech owl and smell a skunk. Reminds me of a terrible music festival.