I HATH CREATED AN ACCOUNT UPON THINE SITE KNOWN AS "X", FORMERLY KNOWN BY THE NAME OF "TWITTER!!" I dare admit, its previous title was one much less villainous than that of the name only known as "X"... forsooth, "Twitter" doth bring to mind the image of one innocent songbird...

I wouldn't dare much uncouth remarks. You've simply found the proper motivation for your life, is all.

True I'm the reason.

By sheer coincidence, if anyone knows where that quiz is at, I'd be very grateful.

// fuck it go my int bait

Heh. Exactly as I expected.

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AND THEN KILL YOU AGAIN

Oh hell yeah.

Alright! This’ll be a lot easier … Step up and vote, folks! And don’t feel bad, Vergie won’t be told how you voted. As for rules… All the Heathcliffs can use identities n’ EGO! Vergillius has no restrictions either, though~

#ICouldJustMakeYouOne

//matching pfp 💕father daughter bonding

...There's an eerie affair afoot on this bus, mark my words. An ill wind is blowin'. [ Ishmael seemed a little on edge, her senses, finely attuned towards those of the dangers of the Lake, had begun tingling in the last few minutes. ]

Look, it's a lot of Heathcliffs. He may be an idiot, but — Look. I think at least one of him has a chance in the end.

// I'm sorry what the FUCK do you mean Plushte is dead.

One of these days I'm actually going to kill him. The worst part is that I'm not sure if anyone's going to notice.

I really wish you didn't say anything. Now I'm going to have to put up with Heathcliff making all sorts of asinine tweets...

It was honestly quite impressive. [ She's still smoking that damn pipe ]

// not sorry for the inactivity, I'm catching up on the Talladega 500 right now.