Getting in a pool is an emotional decision not a logical one I don’t think

so there’s this lethal pistol shrimp…

it’s called watching the new york mets play baseball

somehow have to sell all these plants (mostly lantana but some perennials also). this is exactly like farmville

BGM above me but no one to love me

today was long. the minutes snailed by heartwrenchingly. then the sun this evening was an ominous scarlet orb…gonna be a hot one tomorrow…now get some rest…love from kelp

One year ago today.

i’d rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i not am

Yesterday you said you’d call sears

(male feminist voice) I think Sabrina Carpenter should be pulling my hair

Pinky

if i had balls i would call them smith and wesson

listening to Ding Dong Merrily on High like it’s a normal song

me with my little ziploc bag of wormies when i skrrt up to all the hot guys fishing on the musconetcong right now

the girl of your dreams could be anywhere. she could be sitting under a catalpa tree in full bloom, imagining that i am a gorgeous borzoi and have just found a hole in the neighbor’s fence that my beautiful snout fits in perfectly

From Sana'a, we are all Tehran

Pray for Israel to be wiped out 🙏

how i sleep at night knowing iran could have nuclear weapons any minute now

you’re toast Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו

you see i been thru the desert on a tweet with no favs