DJ Toothbrush going b2b with MC Toothpaste tonight. and “FLOSS” is opening for them

Q: what’s Travis Scott’s favorite Disney show? A: FEINeas and Ferb

I feel like me and the Lindt chocolate bunny would get along really well

My beautiful boy…sharp ahh nose

Happy Friday, I think I’ll go home after work and watch an awesome movie tonight. Not sure what yet though. Cheers

Let’s go AG

#copped

So there’s a guy on the Nuggets called Michael Porter Jr….whats next, a guy on the Lakers called Michael Lager Jr?😂

Woke up today feeling quirky and goated

Local ice cream shop texted me that they have a battlepass🔥

Wow…strongly considering….

I bought some pants that were missing their button, so I took them to a tailor. “No problem, 5 minutes” he smiled. Attempt 1 he put the button on backwards. Attempt 2 he broke the button. The tailor frowned and shook his head, “these pants have a bad energy. Come back on Tuesday”

Silent Hill? Le Sigh…I’m stuck on a Hill

How I compliment bro when he pulls out an awesome stick

9 minute long elevator ride

Got cornered by the Minotaur in his labyrinth again last night🤦‍♂️