What I plan on doing my entire Winter Break

Finding out a relative you previously liked voted for Trump

Finals week

written exam? holy cow. someone contact Amnesty International x.com/livefasthavefu…

Pretty Obvious Which Sibling Going To Have To Deal With All The Nursing Home Stuff trib.al/ECXJPD0

To better relate to your students, wait until 11pm, the night before classes, to prep. Then, skip day one and send a panicked email instead.

In exchange for El Chapo, we would like to hand over Donald Trump. #Freetrade. #Inauguration

How to spot a graduate student on Spring Break: Go to the library and listen carefully for faint weeping near carrels with shut doors.

Academics can change the world – if they stop talking only to their peers theconversation.com/academics-can-…

My attempt to be productive today:

Students who try to hug you:

True Story phdcomics.com/comics.php?f=1…

The Donald J. Trump Presidential Library For Mediocre White Men Who Can't Read Good And Wanna Learn To Do Other Stuff Good Too x.com/SarahLerner/st…

First peer reviewed publication

I run an anonymous account so that I can tweet stuff that's generally no where as offensive as the (debatable) Leader of the Free World.

Drinking more coffee can lead to a longer life, new studies say - CNN.com ☕️☕️☕️ edition.cnn.com/2017/07/10/hea…

Describe #gradschool

drunk. x.com/emayfarris/sta…

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