life hack: WORK!

I couldn't stand being in a wheelchair

BREAKING: God has shaven his beard.

How do you move mountains? One stone at a time.

Work harder, not smarter. Accept the fact that you’re retarded.

Reminder: The year 4023 is closer than the year Jesus was born.

The Art of the State Is not State of the Art.

Every time a lawyer dies, a unicorn is born

Crappy art is an excellent firestarter

I've tried a lot of different woodworking. But the thing that sticks is chairs.

The road to heaven feels like hell and the road to hell feels like heaven.

The dumbest person you know is currently being told “You're absolutely right!” by ChatGPT

It’s 12 August 2028. BTC’s price just dropped to 262,054$, a 12% dip! People are freaking out.