my upstairs neighbor needs to stfu

shirt’s on vacation

god i would bottom for fried okra

my parents drank my thc drink omg and now im babysitting them

im sorry to announce that ive returned to my dom top era… tops pls join the waitlist

no bby twitter is working, ur just blocked

ever since tiktok came back, those people who are like “hey you’ve been scrolling for 17 hours” don’t show up anymore

help i can’t stop eating hi-chews

found out my bed can hold 4 guys… slay

susan: mike broke up with me gabi: i’m having an affair with the gardener bree: my kids hate me lynette:

nothing pisses me off more than when the gps keeps adding time… like BITCH ??

tell me why my eta was 2:30 and now it’s 5:20 im ksnsjsjsbsjsnssmmsnsbsjs

im doing this thing where i pretend technology doesn’t exist and then i light a candle and eat an ice cream sandwich as i lounge in my bathtub with lavender epsom salt which i used the whole bag and now im starting to wonder if that’s bad for your skin or if the epsom salt is kin

I’m not just a bottom… I’m also an AMC A-lister

we as a society do not use the word “bewildered” enough

Yes, the person who makes the fries at McDonald’s should be able to pay for housing, groceries, and other bills with their paycheck alone.

me irl vs how i act online

my job… is just beach (and bottoming)

mind you the laugh react is from now… this is from march