🔥The 9th Round of Easy Loan, Earn $40 Reward is in progress❗️ ⏰ Promotion Period: January 15th - Feburary 15th, 2025 👉 Register now and check more details at gate.io/campaigns/358

LIVES WERE CHANGED

Anyone un-stanning Ethel Cain is free to sell me their concert tickets for the 9/9 date 💖

Growing up everyone told me be careful what you put on the internet cause it’ll be there forever, but now it’s 2025 and I can’t find episodes of Tyra Banks talk show online so what gives

I love how Slayyyter is always wearing corsets that can’t handle her hooters. They’re always 1 deep breath away from escape. She lives on the edge!!! “Tits out riding with the windows down” fr

“I don’t get it, they’re looksmatched” If they switched BMIs, you wouldn’t be saying that

When I picked up my birthday cake the guy at carvel opened the freezer and said “oh boy, THIS one”

gay men will give you the nastiest stank eyes in gay bars… bitch you’ve never heard of eating box before???? move the f out of my way i’m trying to watch aja

New York City Councilwoman Vickie Paladino has deleted her post harassing and defaming me with regards to the murder of my boyfriend, Ryan Thoresen Carson, but screenshots are forever ✨

This current Ethel Cain drama is nothing. Yall should’ve been there when the discord imploded

Men just aren’t funny

My best photo of Saturn I’ve captured since getting into this hobby 8 years ago.

The FULL picture is even CRAZIER. 🪡

With each passing year George looks more and more like Tom Hardy playing Charles Bronson

Feeling self conscious after learning that there’s a history feature on the calculator app… I’m scrolling through it thinking yeah I probably should have known that one

The thing about the 6’2” friend who can’t find a girlfriend is if I said I had a size 2 female friend who couldn’t find a boyfriend I guarantee you the immediate response would be “her face is ugly”

Slammed on my brakes in the middle of the deserted road when I saw this. Sometimes the universe practically screams it at you.

Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them

Having a liberal white trash family rules. Like yeah we’re all pro choice but we’re drinking coors light at 10:30am

WHERE'S THE MONEY LEBOWSKI (2017)