its just a rock going through space. no plans, no money, no hoes, honestly reminds me of some of yall

Shows dedication to the position tbh

only two pizzas for an entire new york city fire station?
are the firefighters on a diet??

one of the most cynical marketing stunts ive ever seen. netflix is tremendously down bad. leak a de niro rant from an obvious tv set, make it go viral with a fake pro israel narrative, then deploy the fact checkers to promo the new netflix series about...a global cyber attack

Romans seeing elephants cross the Alps

If I got bitten by a zombie I would 100% hide it from the group

>looking for a new pillow
>ask the pillow saleswoman if their pillow is lumpy or soft
>she doesnt understand
>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is lumpy and what is soft
>she laughs and says “it’s a good pillow sir”
>buy a pillow
>its soft

no wonder they need bidets because they shitting out they doo doo ass

looking like she just washed up on the shores of North Sentinel Island

hell yeah brother

rate my sandwich

Yah I’m a Boeing Whisleblower. I blow the whistle on this zaza then go “Boeinnngggg!” ✈️ 💨

you know what, honestly? if more things i invested in started murdering their detractors? id be bullish too

bridges only do this when theyre very depressed!!

when someone says something so pillow phobic you just gotta give em the sleepy boy stare

we are reaching levels of etymology previously deemed impossible

lesbians after trading in their subaru for a honda ridgeline at 13.99% APR 0% down with 96 month financing:

“h-harbor freight”