dudes ROCK

girls in their 20s post like this when their grocery lists will actually be like:
-hot chip
-pedialyte

if you relate to these regardless of whether youre a man or a woman you have low self esteem

doing the recording the burrito guy at chipotle thing to my doctor during my circumcision to make sure he doesnt skimp with how much dick skin he takes off

Remembering when Taylor Swift height mogged Bruno Manlet Mars

The Japanese delegation surrendering WWII got that shit on though

it sucks because in my mind this is a brand new civic but in reality its like a 1995 model

pov youre watching hellcats leave the car meet

They changed the algorithm again

no one:

Pope Francis:

I’ve never seen 12-16 clowns look good all emerging from one of these:

surprisingly not the hardest ive seen an F35 hit the wall

The skinny wojak fucking the fat wojak Expanded Universe

i wove the movie dwive stawwing wyan goswing

me, weakly from the hospice bed: o... obamna

grandson: soda, grandpa. (holding my hand firmly, voice wavering) soda.

Yes it can

Print fiat
Buy bitcoin
Wait for other countries (noobs) to buy
Dump on them
Repay debt

Easy game

there should be one guy in the mad max universe who is normal. he has a regular haircut and wears t shirts and drives a toyota corolla . his name is eric or brian or something

A man expressed interest in a woman? At a social event? In real life? You’ve got to be kidding me. This I can’t believe.
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