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theyre serving lobster tonight... were going to war (against lobster)

S-something’s about to happen

the innkeeper preparing me a tonic to restore my mana and agility

how it feels to monitor the situation

i feel like im going insane seeing this post and then seeing people react to it with "oh hes such a terrible husband making his wife work" shes his handler. hes a deep state plant. did you really think that music that sucks that bad could be anything other than a psyop?

normies eat up 9 hours a day just sitting there drooling on their phone and dont even have any good posts to show for it

its crazy how the governments of the world keep running the same playbook every few years to keep us cattle absolutely maxxed out with anxiety. i used to take boomers seriously when they said they "grew up during the cuban missile crisis" - give me a break you fucking geezers

did israel and iran nuke each other yet

btw, this video does make me pretty sad. what sort of chemical exposure over the course of a lifetime has rendered this poor womans endocrine system so fucked up that she needs two sugar free redbulls and 400 calories of sweetener to get through her day working at a shoe store?

i have visited the asian supermarket and obtained exotic and somewhat scary varieties of tinned fish

ive seen things in the normie world that would stop an autist in their tracks, but a normie wouldnt blink an eye at

protip for guys who find themselves doing the majority of the cooking: take your wife to barnes n noble and herd her into the cookbook section like a sheep dog. women love buying colorful and exciting books. but instead of femgooner smut, you can get them excited about cookbooks

i fried this rice. the shrimp had nothing to do with it

what night do they even mean?

doomer A man who fries his own rice

Potential for something really funny to have just happened

to be fair, if youre heading to a hospital, youre generally gonna be rushing. nobody just dilly dallys their way to the hospital