By jove that’s a thing of wonder, like a big slice of Yorkshire ham!

By jove it’s Throwback Thursday! Back in the day Andy would often visit us simply to have his hair cut. He would sit in the scullery whilst Cook set to work with pinking shears and a 3 pint pudding bowl.

Opinionated Ted here, letting a dog lick your face is absolutely disgusting! You humans put soap , face cream and all sorts of crap on those fleshy face buttocks. Kindly wash it first, you dirty, soapy buggers!

HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIENDS 🎉🥂🍾 have fun, stay safe. Thank you all for your friendship in 2022...c u in 2023!😘👍 #NewYearsEve #NewYear #pug #puglife #pugs #pugsoftwitter #dogsoftwitter #tripawd #NewYearsEveParty #partytime #Celebrate #tuxedo

Hello Alfie’s and my Twitter family. Bear and Gracie here. Just wanting to wish you all a Happy New Year! Hope it’s a better one for us all. Happy New Years Eve to you too stay safe love to you all Gracie and Bear! ❤️❤️

Happy New Year everybody - we didn’t have too big a bash at Cuthbert Hall tonight - Wiggins’s dog provided the Security - therefore we didn’t have many revellers - pip pip!

Ted here, in this old photo I’m on a dog’s bed in the bedroom, Mum must have been changing the duvet, there’s no other explanation for it. 🛏 💤

What if you opened your eyes first thing in the morning to find me, inches away from your face. What would your reaction be?

What’s happening? I’m busy barking at the world’s most pathetic snowman. The neighbours kids really need to up their game, it’s just a ball wiv twigs sticking out!

What's this going on outside? Sadie is content to be an indoor cat with her tush on the radiator #CatsOfTwitter #snow

Come on you lucky people! Here in the UK the shelves are empty, tomatoes are rare as hen’s teeth. Let’s start the bidding at £20 of Pets@Home vouchers, no silly offers, I know what I’ve got here! 🍅🍅🍅🍅

#NewProfilePic let’s see how long I can get away with having just my photo as the avi, before Bruno notices.

As the Colonel’s catchphrase goes “It’s finger lickin’ good!” But what if you ain’t got no fingers? Ted

Yes… it’s the Brindled Brothers! Twitter has stopped us putting out tweets, so we’ve hacked into Uncle Cuthbert’s account. WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED!

If anyone asks, you ain’t seen this, right. Nobody likes a snitch, keep schtum… 🤫

⚠️FIREWORKS SAFETY NOTICE⚠️If anyone is thinking of buying fireworks today, please consider donating to an animal rescue instead. If you simply must have fireworks, remember to hold them tightly between your buttocks when letting them off, it helps deaden the noise.

We all have something to contribute to society.

Ted here, I’m tweeting this old video to remind dad there’s some black pudding in the fridge… wink, wink. 😉 If any of our overseas followers aren’t familiar with black pudding, put simply it’s food of the Gods! ⁦The Bury Black Pudding Co.⁩

Mama would have a swooning fit!