I have just drank a cup of tea #tea #hotdrink

I made myself instant noodles for lunch. I only used half of the flavour sachet to keep my sodium intake down #recommendeddailyintake #sodium

I am sending a tweet #tweet #twitter

Today’s rain has caused my roof, lawn and decking to become wet #water #rain

There is a 13% chance of rain at 10:00am #rain #weather

I had a Chinese meal from the Chinese takeaway last night #food #eating

BBC 1 is on my television #television #bbc1

I’m going to have food and drink for my dinner #food #drink

The Asda order has just arrived. I put the frozen food in the freezer, the chilled food in the fridge and the dry food in the cupboard #food #storage

I’ve changed my name by deed poll #name #Alan

I’ve just checked the time by looking at a clock #time #clock

I have just made a ham sandwich. The ingredients were one slice of ham, two slices of bread and olive spread (butter or margarine can be used instead). DM me if you would like the recipe. #ham #sandwich

Garage Pump Clip Collection. What do you think Hobgoblin? I’m still after a Hakaroo, Ripsaw and Brewdolph! #wychwood #hobgoblin

I’ve just seen Emmanuel Sonubi - 2025 TOUR ON SALE NOW smashing it in Lincoln. It was genuinely the first time I’ve cried with laughter since before late 2014 when I first impregnated my wife. This man is destined for the big time!

Halfords Claim Team Number 01527 505611. I’m posting this here for anyone who has the misfortune of having to deal with them. It’s near impossible to find this online, no stores know this number and the twitter team didn’t even know it Halfords

Lunch time. Intro read. Goosebumps already. It’s going to a good ‘un! Steve Bunce